
the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge
cat hate is just so…….. embarrassing
people who hate cats for being “cold” or “mean” never learned emotional intelligence or depth and think that love is only expressed by being submissive and unconditionally obedient
here’s the tea everybody log off
“Hello and welcome to my Tumblr. Here you probably won’t find any basic info about me like my name or what I usually like to do, but you absolutely will find all my deepest darkest secrets and emotions along with my body measurements”
the wise man at the nudist beach, when discovered by an acquaintance, covers not his dick but his face
i feel like diogenes fucking ghostwrote that last bit
This popped during the video :
BITCH I SWEAR TO GOD
vibe test came back negative :(
6/10 post. The joke hits but it’s not that funny.
what the fuck